Funny Stories To Tell Women

And I really don't know how men and women from NYC shake hands.For all I know, new yorkers really don't even shake arms, but choose to slap every other as an alternative.Can an individual validate this for me? Thanks)

YOU: (likely to shake her hand)

"Have you ever been to New York?"

HER: "No"

YOU: Okay I have a good friend from New York, and she confirmed me how they shake arms above there.And it goes one thing like this ...

(Proceed to train her a amusing or ghetto handshake. It could be one particular you did with your buddies in High School or a single your child sister taught you. Both way, make it a lengthy and ridiculous hand shake).

HER: "Hahah"

YOU: "Evidently, that is the hand shake you do if you're a gangster. Oooh I understood you were a thug!"

So why do I adore this hand shake?

Properly, there are many factors. First of all, it conveys that I have women in my lifestyle (it was a lady who taught me the hand shake). And next, it demonstrates that I'm a man who doesn't take himself Too seriously.

I'M NOT THAT Simple! Acquire ME Bouquets!

Ok here's yet another "amusing routine" I enjoy.

(Side Note: This 1 is not really a "routine" for each say, but a amazing way to reply to ANYlady who shows even the slightest bit of fascination in you. Like touching your arm or complimenting you).

HER: "Hey, I like your jacket"

YOU: "Hey, I'm not that easy okay? You have to purchase me costly jewelry, Prada shoes and roses ahead of I will rest with you. I'm not a piece of meat, I have emotions also!"

Attempt declaring the above sentence with a Paris Hilton voice. The a lot more dramatic and diva-likeyou audio - the more ladies are going to Chuckle.

In fact, females will believe you are HILARIOUS!

Why? To begin with, since you are pretending to be a large-maintainace female. And secondly, you're turning the tables and implying that she was the a single hitting on YOU.

Pure comedy gold!

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Transferring working day is coming. Excited?

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